I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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