I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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