So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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