im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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