I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
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My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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