yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
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