I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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