Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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