I'm gonna have a badass scar
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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