i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Randomize
