Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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