The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
you have to choose: penises or morals?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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