you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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