You really coming over, don't trick.
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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