It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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