i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
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Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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