i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
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I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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