I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I think i peed on brittanys purse
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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