did you get engaged???
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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