On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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