me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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