dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
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Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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