Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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