So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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