Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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