Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
