I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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