Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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