I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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