this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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