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My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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