id be glad to
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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