But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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