started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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