This girl is more easily done than said...
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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