elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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