Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Randomize
