Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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