Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
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His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
please don't ironically join a cult
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