can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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