Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
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