He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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