The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
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LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I got inside last night via doggy door
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches