THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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