I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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