Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
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Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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