Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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