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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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