I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Drunk is not a location!
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Randomize
