He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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