If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
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