My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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