Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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