So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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